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aschwartzburg
Nov 161 min read
A note on Mike Tyson’s opinion of Legacy
“Legacy” is one of those concepts we toss around in discussion without understanding where it comes from and what it means. A person’s...
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aschwartzburg
Nov 42 min read
Smart, Successful, single women.
Look, I’m not gonna pretend like I have all the answers. But…. I saw this and had to say something. I mean, there I was laying in bed...
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aschwartzburg
Oct 263 min read
Captain Obvious-ing the Sneaky Teacher
Yeah. So… like… I think she is actually the one who’s wrong here. The student making that point is demonstrating a clear understanding...
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aschwartzburg
Oct 254 min read
An open response to a video about CharacterAI and its recent suicide victim
Trigger warning: The following blog post contains discussions about masturbation, suicide, adult themes, as well as hermaneutical and...
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aschwartzburg
Jul 172 min read
To an instagram commentator
Yes, I follow you. A few problems: 1. JD Vance went from being a Never Trumper, to a devotee over night. So either he was lying (to us)...
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aschwartzburg
Jun 102 min read
“Dracarys Motha F-er”
So… this is like one of those things that happens when something gets too big. Gordan Ramsey doesn’t think it’s wonderful to see anyone....
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aschwartzburg
Jun 710 min read
A quick response to a budding Asexuality campaign.
Here's a reel a friend sent me on Instagram. Watch it, and read. It sounds to me like what he really just said is that given the...
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aschwartzburg
Oct 22, 20234 min read
A quick note on the BMI
A rando on Instagram posted a photo of themselves and said their doctor said they were obese because their BMI was too high. They had six...
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aschwartzburg
Sep 3, 20234 min read
Barbie (the unfiltered review)
By Alex Schwartzburg Opens 2001 a space oddessy Margo Robbie allusion to foot fetish dominatrix bull shit All to say that this is full of...
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aschwartzburg
May 11, 20235 min read
AI will kill us but not in the way you think.
this piece needs some revision but I wanted to publish ASAP. Edits to come. The question Large Language Models answer is “which word...
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aschwartzburg
May 8, 20232 min read
A quick Reddit reply
Not my best work, but I wanna save my answer in my own domain. came across this question on a Reddit forum. Serious question. Technology...
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aschwartzburg
May 5, 20233 min read
A quick word on the recent ramblings of Robert Kennedy Jr.
As one might expect, I found myself doom-scrolling through Instagram reels last night. I stumbled on this, video, to which I felt the...
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aschwartzburg
Mar 27, 20231 min read
I built a twitter scraper
I was temping at a tech company. My job was basically to be their mascot on occasion and make myself useful. Needless to say, I got...
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aschwartzburg
Mar 9, 20232 min read
The Bull and the Twizzler
I was ready to quit today. It was a real pop an extra vyvanse, go to the gym and show up 15 minutes late to work kinda day. You know the...
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aschwartzburg
Mar 1, 20236 min read
Berg's Series On Successful Businesses – Launch of #000
My buddy frequently hits me for high-quality free advice. For god knows what reason, I actually try to give him quality answers. He's...
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aschwartzburg
Feb 23, 20231 min read
Conversations with the Singularity
Designing the Perfect Society with ChatGBT. We all want to live in a perfect world, don't we? Not too long ago, many of us were talking...
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